A couple of days back,around 2 am i opened a bottle of apple juice and sprinkled it liberally on my kitchen floor,switched off all the lights of my apartment,and went back to bed!
No No no no i didn't have a bad dream,i wasn't out of my head either!it was a well planned strategy for those tiny monsters whose existence accounts back to some 300 million years!appalled???
you crush it's back, or break it's head...the Mr brave,like the fighter at LOC moves on!the little blighters can eat anything and can live for months without food or water...and some of their females mate only once and stay pregnant for life!!!!!!!!!!
have i left you wondering of what will the apple juice do to these gallant soldiers???
by the way who are these heroes???
None else,the six legged critters-The cockroaches!!!
after pulling my hair apart and scratching my scalp i thought of this wonderful idea...
let me put it up like this-
i created quite a soothing ambiance for these gentlemen, tempting them to come out of their hides...one sip of the apple juice....
and there i was, with two bottles of "Raid", one in each hand....
psssst....pppsssstttt....pssstttttt...pppssssssssssssssstttttttt
i mercilessly sprayed the insecticide on possible every tiny one.....there was no looking back...
my heart swelled with pride, as i saw them dying!
EUREKA i did it!!!! and munched a kitkat as if celebrating my victory in the wee hours of night.....
but the very next moment, the coin turned...
"Happiness is short lived", i soon realised as one dead body suddenly turned straight,gave me a rather shrewed wink and ran away...
and there i was standing alone, gazing and thinking that isn't it indeed a compliment being called a "cockroach"!!!!

Mood Swings

Why do we have mood swings??
Why are the poor hormones blamed for our changing moods, and not the people or circumstances around us???
Is a person's nature defined by his surroundings, or is it all in the two hairy stands twisted together-the DNA!!!!
Ever wondered how complicated human "machinery" is.....
All the miniaturized electronic circuits....the megabytes,terabytes...aren't they just a joke when u compare them to how a human body works! My head has already started spinning as i imagine all my organs working in a sync.
The proud heart pumping lub-dub-lub-dub....the lungs moving up and down and up and down....my over sized stomach stuffed with hell lot of junk...the exhausted kidneys sifting waste....the lever tired of breaking down the fats...amongst all these, lies in the corner a relaxed gall bladder... smiling :)
Pretty much task,eh!
The guilt pangs trap me when i think of.... how hard my over a hundred lbs of flesh blood and bones work, as i shamelessly gulp down the samosas and pastries, and wish if i could get a few gol gappas too :)
err...what was i talking about Mood Swings???
nah....the last packet of little bytes blue berry muffin is calling me...GOT TO GO!!!! :D